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A penguin is out for a drive in his car when the engine begins to make a loud noise. He pulls into a garage and asks the mechanic to take a look under the hood while he walks (waddles) across the road to an ice cream parlor.

The penguin enters the parlor and orders a couple of large scoops of vanilla ice cream. Penguins prefer vanilla ice cream. Having no way to hold the ice cream cup or spoon (flippers), the penguin makes quite a mess of himself trying to eat the ice cream, getting large amounts all over his face and beak.

A few minutes later, the mechanic walks in, looks at the penguin and says,

"Looks like you've blown a seal."

"Nah, that's just some ice cream", replies the penguin.






The penguin was an atheist.

The end.